Today is probably one of the most exciting days of my adult life, so far.
Did I get engaged, you ask?
Did I win the lottery?
Was I accepted to some prestigious university program?
Clearly, if you are asking these questions, you are a normal person.
Those are all exciting, adult-ish happenstances.
However, this news trumps all of those things.
I am getting a trampoline!!
Best. Day. Ever.
That is all.